Random Thoughts by Deionte

Random Thoughts 23

Appreciontay is no fucking Joke!
So few of you have yet to meet Appreciontay but she is my alter ego and she is ghetto, loud, raunchy, and she doesn’t take shit from anyone. Appreciontay tends to come out when I am placed in to situations where I am nervous, uncomfortable, or scared. I try not to bring her out because shit gets ugly and she will act a muthafuckin fool!

I told you guys how I was breaking up with Mr. Man but first I wanted to get my belongings. Well it seems that Mr. Man doesn’t want to give me my shit back and that doesn’t sit to well with Appreciontay. I have tried and tried to be nice and cordial with Mr. Man but now it seems that I must turn things over to Appreciontay and let her have her way! I don’t know exactly what she is going to do but I think it will involve slashing tires, breaking windows, and possibly going to his place of employment and getting him fired!

Paris Hilton You Suck
Why is it that Paris Hilton is sooo fucking popular? I was trying to watch E! News weekly this weekend and half the fucking show was about Paris and her losing her monkey, her new catch phrase, and her feud with Nicole "skeletor" Richie. I still don’t understand why guys or anyone could think she was hot! If I was a girl and I had her body I would commit suicide. Maybe it’s a cultural difference but I don’t find little boy boobs, a flat ass, and a loose vagina sexy! Sure she has lots of money but I guess at the end of the day blond hair will take you wherever you want to go, SIGH.

Dentist of Pain
Pray for me everyone I will be going in to the dentist to get 2 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. If wisdom teeth had so much got dam wisdom wouldn’t they be smart enough not to exist and not cause so much fucking pain? Not to mention that my dentist is always pissed off at me for one reason or another. "Ooooohhh I cant freaking believe you would come in to my office with not 1 but 2 cavities" As if I deliberately came in with 2 cavities to piss him off! So then he was so upset he told me to sit in the chair think about how I could be more responsible for my teeth! Geez fucking Louise!

P.F. Chang’s is my new lover
I’m taking all of my love and putting it into P.F. Chang’s Crispy Honey Chicken with Rice! I can’t even begin to explain how good this tasty treat is. I made the mistake of ordering this entrée on a date with my ex-boyfriend and let me tell you that shit got ugly. There was rice all over the table, pieces of chicken in my hair, and I stole some of his lemon chicken just because. I can slowly feel myself having unhealthy feelings towards Crispy Honey Chicken and I am now trying to figure out how I can move into P.F. Chang’s to get closer to my new lover…any suggestion???

Let’s Get Crunk, Cuz Mary’s Back
So anyone who really knows me knows that I live for one Ms. Mary J. Blige and this will never change! Mary J. Blige was the first CD that I stole or illegally stole from Columbia House Records (I know I’m not the only one who did this scam). Anywho, Mary’s new album comes out on December 20th and I will be the first bitch in the bay to get it! I love Mary and word on the streets is that Mary has went back to her roots and that this album is about heartbreak and other shit that makes you wanna commit suicide, FUCKIN’ SWEET! It’s about time this bitch got it together; I honestly couldn’t take anymore-happy Mary J. Blige music!

Latest Addiction
Langer’s Fruit Punch! This is some really good shit and they sell it at Safeway for like $3.50 and its well worthy. Side note: this shit is really good to mix with Smirnoff citrus twist whenever your home alone on a Sunday night and all you wanna do is get super fucked up…not that I have tried it or anything like that. Lol!

Go To Hell Santa, Go To Hell and Die!
I am so anti-Christmas and I really can’t take being around people, especially happy people this time of year. I swear to god if I hear one more person whistling a Christmas tune I’m gonna go ape shit on their sorry ass! I can’t even go shopping because it’s filled with unruly, badass little kids who I wanna punch in the throat. I think everywhere you go should have little cages for parents to put their kids in so people without kids could shop in peace and not be bothered by these little monsters…Don’t you think I’d make a wonderful parent????

I’m All Wet
So my faucet was broken and my apartment management called Mr. Roto-Rooter to fix the job and fix it he did! I got a called to open the front gate to my apartment so I could let the plumber in and I swear he was the hottest white guy EVER! He looked like one of the guys from my favorite porn, he was tall, muscular, brown hair, green eyes, and from what I could from staring at his crotch is was well hung. Anywho, his was on all fours fixing my sink and I swear I just wanted to jump on top of him and have my beastie way with him. OMG, my naughty region is starting to tingle, ooohhhhhh lawd I’m getting turned on at work! I’m such a naughty little boy, Mmmmmm don’t stop Mr. Plumber fix that pipe, that rights fix it, FIX IT BITCH! Yeah!!!!!!

My Days Are Numbered
I left eye keeps twitching! I think I might be having a stroke or something like that.

Stripperella (will live and day in 99 days!!!)
So my 25th birthday is in like 99 days and I have decided that I am going to strip for the first and last time on that day! I think I’m strip to Christina Aguilera’s "Genie in a bottle" and I will have a Genie Body on my crotch…guess what comes out at the end of my show??? Ewww that was gross…. you’re over it, bitches! Or maybe I could do the Beyonce version of "Fever" and I could shove a thermometer up my; never mind! Lol!

posted by Lady_Sings_tha_blues @ 2:41 PM